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Muertos

Posted: May 07, 2011 - 16:58

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Masturbate with your eyes open -- no visualization or picture, imagination stimulation and report your experience please

http://desteni.co.za/forum/viewtopic.php?f=151&t=12756

Followers comply dutifully:

This was amazing, I did it with no mind images/visulisations, and my WHOLE BODY became sexual!!!

I never remember feeling like this, except one time when I first discovered playing with my body when I was quite young, and my mum walked in, and then immediately walked out,lol! Ha

After that experience I never did that kind of 'whole body' excercise before two days ago, and it was around that same time I started using images to masturbate to

Absolutely AMAZING, I HAVE BEEN REINTRODUCED BACK TO MY BODY, there was no dull feeling afterwards, and no guilt or depression

On the contrary, IT felt good for the first time

Thanks Bernard

Creepy Anne Heche cultist gives masturbation tips on YouTube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyCqbY_luDw

Wow. Just...wow. This is astonishing.

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anticultist

Posted: May 07, 2011 - 17:04

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haha

That whole forum thread is filled with wankers [intentional pun]

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JimJesus

Posted: May 07, 2011 - 17:20

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Bacon Pancakes! Making Bacon Pancakes, take some Bacon and I'll put it in a Pancake! Bacon Pancakes that's what it's gonna make...Bacon Pancaaaaaake!! ♪

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What ever happened to a DVD and a box of tissues? Crazy kids.

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Agent Matt

Posted: May 07, 2011 - 20:12

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They get people to talk about embarrassing sexual stuff on their forums for easy blackmail material.

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Muertos

Posted: May 07, 2011 - 20:42

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Matt: yup.

It's even worse than it seems at first. Look what they've got on this guy:
http://desteni.co.za/forum/viewtopic.php?f=151&t=19891

Oh, I might also add that Poolman insists that everybody post on the forums using their real names. So yeah, this Cheung fellow is never getting a job as long as he lives.

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anticultist

Posted: May 07, 2011 - 20:58

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omg

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Omni-Science

Posted: May 07, 2011 - 22:13

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