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Author: Edward L Winston (Show other entries)
Date: Oct 28, 2009 at 14:11

Poe's Law states:
"Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

Meaning that real fundamentalism is very difficult to tell apart from parodies of it. This guy almost certainly isn't a troll, because trolls tend to come up with better content to keep the troll going, instead of repeating the same stupid things.

For the sake of making things clear, I realize that most Canadians aren't this incredibly stupid, so don't worry, I still think Canada is tops.

This was taken from a discussion on our Facebook group, this guy was too crazy not to share with the rest of you. If you're a conspiracy theorist, or truther, it's probably a good idea to push away people who go crazy when talking to those who don't agree with them, as it makes you all look crazy as hell too.


So if you didn't catch that anyone who disagrees with him:

  1. Is a sheep.

  2. Must be crazy to think typing in all caps is anything but scholarly.

  3. Is a nerdy shit bag.

  4. Must be retarded to want sources for anything.

  5. Is not a real man.

  6. Has no balls.

  7. Is a stupid American.

  8. Is a girl.

  9. Is angry, despite not being angry at all, and himself raging against everyone that's typed in the thread.

  10. Is an ignorant American.

  11. Is a part of the problem; implied by saying everyone else is a part of it.

  12. Probably voted for Bush.

  13. Is an accessory to mass murder.

  14. Can suck his Canadian dick

  15. Is a useless wad of shit.

And he managed to do all of this without providing so much as an Alex Jones movie as proof of his claims, he provided nothing at all, and got very angry when asked to show evidence. Apparently it's OK for him to be mad, but he can make fun of others for "being angry" in his eyes.

I asked him four simple questions and he simply did not have the capacity to answer them. Probably because it would have required him to organize his thoughts and think for himself. It's must easier to watch a video on youtube or google video and get angry than it is to research and think about something, but rest assured, if you are the type of person to do a lot of thinking, there will always be people like Johnny to make you happy that you did.

Now that's the search for truth!