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Agent MattPosted: Oct 19, 2010 - 09:15

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If you ever find yourself in a post-nuclear holocaust environment and come across people eating beef stroganoff, odds are they'll be Glenn Beck fans.

You may have heard about Beck's relationship with Goldline International, which urges people to buy gold and stay safe from the supposed inevitable devaluing of the dollar. Now meet Food Insurance, which sells survival kits of freeze-dried food and other items to help people live from two weeks to 12 months, depending on the plan purchased (and post-apocalyptic conditions). Beck has promoted the company's products, is featured prominently on the company's website, and a banner ad for the company, bearing Beck's image, was spotted on his website Monday.

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Edward L WinstonPosted: Oct 19, 2010 - 16:42

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I've created my own product, called "Sex Insurance" with 365 prostitutes, you are guaranteed that in your bunker, you won't have to sleep with the same woman more than once in an entire year. After you're done, just throw them away! After all, why not? Society already has!

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