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Wolf BirdPosted: Aug 01, 2011 - 15:43
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http://www.wnd.com/?pageId=326893

A comet that will pass 21 million miles from earth might cause pole shifts, affect the planet's magnetic field, indicates Jesus' return, and oh, NASA is covering some information up! 2012 and Harold Camping crap in combined into one.

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The Real RoxettePosted: Aug 17, 2011 - 10:19
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There ARE more sluts in public schools. Shut up and let me explain.

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Did you know that the comet C/2010 X1 aka Elenin caused the earthquake in Japan? It's true! And it's going to bring about the end times.

When it comes to predicting doom, comets are always a reliable source of lulz.

Some evangelicals are saying it's going to bring about the end times.
Some nuts are saying there's a UFO behind it (just like Heaven's Gate said, I guess they caught the wrong one).
Some are saying that Elenin is going to hit earth and cause a mass extinction.
Some are saying, well 2012, all that crap.

I predict none of these will happen.

More lulz:
http://usahitman.com/elenin-event/<br /> http://news.discovery.com/space/will-earthbound-comet-fulfill-2012-prophecy.html

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Wolf BirdPosted: Aug 17, 2011 - 10:19
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it's the same shit over and over again.

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alexastormPosted: Aug 17, 2011 - 11:20
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Hybrid

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I thought the guvermint did it all.

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Wolf BirdPosted: Aug 17, 2011 - 11:58
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That's sort of what WND is claiming. At least as far as there's a government cover-up.

ALSO CHICK THREAD FTW

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KeppPosted: Aug 17, 2011 - 16:02
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might cause pole shifts, affect the planet's magnetic field,

OMG MY COMPASS IS NOW POINTING SOUTH INSTEAD OF NORTH

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alexastormPosted: Aug 17, 2011 - 17:40
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Wolf Bird > well, it was.

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Wolf BirdPosted: Aug 17, 2011 - 17:45
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I shoot you dead.

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Kepp you ruined the chick thread!

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KeppPosted: Aug 17, 2011 - 18:05
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OH CRAP

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Agent MattPosted: Aug 17, 2011 - 18:22
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Genuine American Monster

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They were just about to lez out too.

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