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Agent MattPosted: Oct 27, 2011 - 13:00
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Genuine American Monster

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JimJesusPosted: Oct 27, 2011 - 13:08
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Bacon Pancakes! Making Bacon Pancakes, take some Bacon and I'll put it in a Pancake! Bacon Pancakes that's what it's gonna make...Bacon Pancaaaaaake!! ♪

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BUT CAN TERRY JONES SPEAK SPANISH?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YT7V9YHn8II
I DIDN'T THINK SO
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Kaiser FalknerPosted: Oct 27, 2011 - 14:27
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How the hell do these people take themselves seriously? I watched Keller's video and just kept thinking about how, when I was 8, I would make video tapes in my basement of myself giving news broadcasts and pretending to be an analyst. Actually, I think those tapes would be taken more seriously than this clown's.
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Omni-SciencePosted: Oct 27, 2011 - 19:59
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Ordo Ab Chao.

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These psychos make me ashamed to be a Floridian. I'll be at the beach.
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JimJesusPosted: Oct 27, 2011 - 20:04
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Bacon Pancakes! Making Bacon Pancakes, take some Bacon and I'll put it in a Pancake! Bacon Pancakes that's what it's gonna make...Bacon Pancaaaaaake!! ♪

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These psychos make me ashamed to be a Floridian. I'll be at the beach.


That afro ain't helpin' either.
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Omni-SciencePosted: Oct 27, 2011 - 20:20
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Ordo Ab Chao.

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Quote from JimJesus

Quote from Omni-Science

These psychos make me ashamed to be a Floridian. I'll be at the beach.


That afro ain't helpin' either.


It's a JEWfro, douche.
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PathfinderPosted: Oct 27, 2011 - 22:33
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This apple is your CT. Princess Luna represents logic.

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Presidential checklist for extremist preacher:

1. Copy-pasta ideas from other candidates

2. Look at what pisses off the loudest of citizens, usually Christians

3. Hide actual agenda

Good to go!
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