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CyborgJesus | Posted: Aug 01, 2010 - 14:10 |
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Level: 6 CS Original | One "discussion" about TVP more, and I'm getting sick of all the "show a better alternative"-arguments, as if it was the responsibility of the critic to invent a better boat after he showed you the flaws in yours, just to keep you from drowning and/or wasting your time. But I'm in a humorous mood, so I'm declaring the formation of the "CJgeist Movement". Note that I'm making the basic tenets and strategy of the CJgeist movement up as I go, and I'm setting a timer for 15 minutes right now. This isn't meant to be serious, but I still want to have my strategy make more sense than TZMs - some of you guys might think that promoting a diet consisting of nothing but apples might make more sense than TZM, but maybe some TZM reads this and thinks about how much worse the strategy of one guy in ten minutes is compared to 400k guys in one year. Two minutes are already over, so here we go: The CJgeist Movement (CJM) is a social and political movement that aspires to redesign society to maximize personal happiness and life quality for the greatest amount of people. CJM advocates the idea of leadership accountable to the public, not the public accountable to their leaders. CJM doesn't advocate production for the sake of profit, nor does the Movement approve of private ownership of industry, resources or people - whether owned or rented. Political Structure: (10min left) 7min left Strategy: -3min left I'm a bit over time, but hey. If you want to join the CJM, it's only $500, but you have to be fast. If not, just buy a DVD or a shirt. If you don't get the idea behind this - If I was the leader of TZM, this is what I'd come up with in 15 minutes. TZM guys, compare this with the stuff TZM has produced in the last year and you might just come up with the answer on the question why so many people are leaving, getting banned, or stop taking TZM serious. Cheers, | |||||
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Agent Matt | Posted: Aug 01, 2010 - 14:13 |
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Genuine American Monster Level: 70 CS Original | This movement sucks. I'm gonna troll it. | |||||
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CyborgJesus | Posted: Aug 01, 2010 - 14:14 |
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Level: 6 CS Original | The "CJM sucks" t-shirt is only $14.99 | |||||
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Agent Matt | Posted: Aug 01, 2010 - 14:15 |
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Genuine American Monster Level: 70 CS Original | OMG WHERE DO I ORDER?? | |||||
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CyborgJesus | Posted: Aug 01, 2010 - 14:15 |
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Level: 6 CS Original | Do you want the one with or without the cock pictures? | |||||
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Agent Matt | Posted: Aug 01, 2010 - 14:16 |
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Genuine American Monster Level: 70 CS Original | With, don't be silly. | |||||
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anticultist | Posted: Aug 01, 2010 - 14:28 |
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Brainwashing you for money Level: 15 CS Original | Can we have a crudely drawn cock instead of a realistic one please? I much prefer them to be charactures done in a thick pink line drawing. Such as this one: | |||||
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Edward L Winston | Posted: Aug 01, 2010 - 14:33 |
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President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho: porn star and five-time ultimate smackdown wrestling champion! Level: 150 CS Original | CockJockygeist Movement. | |||||
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CyborgJesus | Posted: Aug 01, 2010 - 14:39 |
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Level: 6 CS Original | Sure, just take a look at the nice design by our member TVT, who ran for the Toston Bea Party last Wednesday and won with 928283 to 3 votes mobilizing 4chan members. | |||||
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anticultist | Posted: Aug 01, 2010 - 14:55 |
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Brainwashing you for money Level: 15 CS Original | ah those 4chan members are incredibly reliable when you need to take a vote on whether to go with a Crudely Drawn Cock or not. I think TVT made the right choice by changing his political allegiance and getting a foothold in the hugely unimportant Toston Bea Party, that way he can go unoticed by anyone and plot his rise to fame in anonymity. | |||||
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Agent Matt | Posted: Aug 01, 2010 - 15:14 |
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Genuine American Monster Level: 70 CS Original | Those are the worst cocks I have ever seen. | |||||
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anticultist | Posted: Aug 01, 2010 - 15:15 |
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Brainwashing you for money Level: 15 CS Original | Yeah good arent they :D | |||||
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CyborgJesus | Posted: Aug 01, 2010 - 15:15 |
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Level: 6 CS Original | Don't criticize TVTs cock drawings, or he'll debunk you on his radio show. | |||||
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