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CyborgJesusPosted: Aug 01, 2010 - 14:10
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One "discussion" about TVP more, and I'm getting sick of all the "show a better alternative"-arguments, as if it was the responsibility of the critic to invent a better boat after he showed you the flaws in yours, just to keep you from drowning and/or wasting your time.

But I'm in a humorous mood, so I'm declaring the formation of the "CJgeist Movement".

Note that I'm making the basic tenets and strategy of the CJgeist movement up as I go, and I'm setting a timer for 15 minutes right now. This isn't meant to be serious, but I still want to have my strategy make more sense than TZMs - some of you guys might think that promoting a diet consisting of nothing but apples might make more sense than TZM, but maybe some TZM reads this and thinks about how much worse the strategy of one guy in ten minutes is compared to 400k guys in one year.

Two minutes are already over, so here we go:

The CJgeist Movement (CJM) is a social and political movement that aspires to redesign society to maximize personal happiness and life quality for the greatest amount of people.

CJM advocates the idea of leadership accountable to the public, not the public accountable to their leaders. CJM doesn't advocate production for the sake of profit, nor does the Movement approve of private ownership of industry, resources or people - whether owned or rented.

Political Structure:
CJM plans to establish decentralized city nodes with anonymous leadership which is judged by its results, not by its face. Any change that occurs due to the administration of one node is documented and announced publicly. The people are allowed to vote, showing approval or disapproval of the administration of their city node.
Leaders with the best ratings gain extended areas of influences, while leaders with bad ratings lose political power or are removed from the political realm.
Decisions that depend on personal values, such as aesthetic sense or morality will be made using direct democracy.

(10min left)
Economic Structure:
There is no private ownership of industry, production is organized by the city nodes. Citizens receive a basic income to purchase goods from a central database, which are available for the cost needed for production. Additional funds can be obtained by choosing jobs or improving production. Creative work and voluntarism without extrinsic motivation are encouraged.
Distribution of resources between city nodes is managed by AI, following a simple list of priorities, so that goods essential to human needs are created first in case of resource scarcity.

7min left

Strategy:
1) The core movement (<100 people) will acquire funding to create basic content and promotion material
2) Suitable members are recruited by approaching scientists, entrepreneurs, diplomats and marketers directly
3) Once the political and socioeconomic theory is finished, a network is created to publish this information freely and without censorship. The core movement does not include democratic rule, but critics are free to modify the information to their liking
4a) Small city nodes are established in the third world, using simple technology to rise living standards. All blueprints can be downloaded, modified or uploaded from/to the CJM network.
4b) Bigger city nodes offshore or in bought sovereign territory are promoted to the affluent, providing wealth protection and low to non-existent surveillance.
5) All data gathered by experimenting with different social, economic and political models are published and discussed on the CJM network, while the network stays impartial.
6) The most efficient and popular nodes are copied and placed all over the world, using funds from charity, member contribution or funds aquired from 4a/4b
7) Maya apocalypse

-3min left

I'm a bit over time, but hey.

If you want to join the CJM, it's only $500, but you have to be fast. If not, just buy a DVD or a shirt.

If you don't get the idea behind this - If I was the leader of TZM, this is what I'd come up with in 15 minutes. TZM guys, compare this with the stuff TZM has produced in the last year and you might just come up with the answer on the question why so many people are leaving, getting banned, or stop taking TZM serious.

Cheers,
CJ - Nonleader of CJgeist Movement

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Agent MattPosted: Aug 01, 2010 - 14:13
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This movement sucks. I'm gonna troll it.

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CyborgJesusPosted: Aug 01, 2010 - 14:14
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The "CJM sucks" t-shirt is only $14.99

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Agent MattPosted: Aug 01, 2010 - 14:15
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OMG WHERE DO I ORDER??

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CyborgJesusPosted: Aug 01, 2010 - 14:15
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Do you want the one with or without the cock pictures?

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Agent MattPosted: Aug 01, 2010 - 14:16
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With, don't be silly.

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anticultistPosted: Aug 01, 2010 - 14:28
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Can we have a crudely drawn cock instead of a realistic one please?

I much prefer them to be charactures done in a thick pink line drawing.

Such as this one:
http://img576.imageshack.us/img576/1741/cjgeistsucks.jpg

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Edward L WinstonPosted: Aug 01, 2010 - 14:33
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CockJockygeist Movement.

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CyborgJesusPosted: Aug 01, 2010 - 14:39
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Sure, just take a look at the nice design by our member TVT, who ran for the Toston Bea Party last Wednesday and won with 928283 to 3 votes mobilizing 4chan members.

http://a.imageshack.us/img44/2186/movementsucks.png

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anticultistPosted: Aug 01, 2010 - 14:55
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ah those 4chan members are incredibly reliable when you need to take a vote on whether to go with a Crudely Drawn Cock or not. I think TVT made the right choice by changing his political allegiance and getting a foothold in the hugely unimportant Toston Bea Party, that way he can go unoticed by anyone and plot his rise to fame in anonymity.

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Agent MattPosted: Aug 01, 2010 - 15:14
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Those are the worst cocks I have ever seen.

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anticultistPosted: Aug 01, 2010 - 15:15
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Yeah good arent they :D

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CyborgJesusPosted: Aug 01, 2010 - 15:15
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Don't criticize TVTs cock drawings, or he'll debunk you on his radio show.

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